As my eyeball filled with blood,
I thought to myself, “should I have someone redo my hearth,
or stop working on our 2017 catalog?”

I decided to both because I’m an over-achiever.
AND THEN I wrote a card

because it’s cheaper than therapy.
As my eyeball filled with blood,
I thought to myself, “should I have someone redo my hearth,
or stop working on our 2017 catalog?”

I decided to both because I’m an over-achiever.
AND THEN I wrote a card

because it’s cheaper than therapy.
You and mom can compare bloody eyeballs!
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