No more casual afternoons at Starbucks. No more sidewalk cafes. No more days at the park with the kids. No more walking down the sidewalk with a kid on my shoulders while sipping a Starbucks Latte while going to the sidewalk cafe from the park.
Not any more. Because we’re celebrities. I know, I know – don’t worry – I’ll still make me-time.
If you are living in a well, you might not have heard that Zeichen Press was proclaimed Best of Show by -my new favorite- magazine: Do It Yourself
With the magazine in her hands and a cart full of groceries, Jen called me. She called me over the loudspeaker. I was in the frozen foods section and she ordered me to get myself to Lane 7. I did as I was told and Thank God because Jen was being dragged away by security – I got there in the nick of time, explaining that we were on a “living on your own” outing and I’d be taking her right back to the group home as soon as we bagged her groceries.
Phew!
Okay, here’s a sneak peak into the magazine – go and get your very own copy and don’t forget to buy some of our goddamn holiday cards.
And a bear wandered up to a strip mall last week in Cottage Grove. I felt it should be commemorated.
Look if you must. Sometimes it is better to face the painful, it desensitizes the mind.
Mother’s Day is coming up but you don’t have to get your mom a card.
Well, congratulations Doctor Hvorostovsky!
I have only one thing to say:
I won’t complain about the weather because that’s about as interesting as listening to someone list their health problems. But I WILL say this:
Oh fine, here’s a new card inspired by the endless Winter:
